Hey Mystery... this reminds me of something said by Jeff Foxworthy in one of his stand-up routines... and I'm going to paraphrase here, so bear with me...

Women like to think that men have deeper thoughts (which is why they always ask "honey what are you thinking?") but they really don't. Men, no matter what their age, are only thinking two things: I'd like a beer and I'd like to see somethin' nekkid.

Men are amusing LOL